Texas Chainsaw 3D:
a film that has to resort to throwing chainsaws at its audience to make sure
they’re pay attention. It ignores all other sequels and prequels of the
Chainsaw franchise and carries on from the events of the 1974 original,
beginning with the townspeople burning down Leatherface’s house along with his
entire family. Years later, teenager Heather Miller inherits a Texas estate
from her grandmother and travels there with a group of friends, only to
discover that the house harbours a chainsaw-wielding serial killer with a mask
of skin sewn to his face. Leatherface is back… again.
One of Texas Chainsaw’s biggest failings is its
insistence that it is a sequel to the
original. If they had marketed it a sequel to the 2003 remake, that would have
been bearable, but to actually try to snuggle up to the warmth of the original
in the hope that some of its greatness would rub off just doesn’t really work. The film even begins with a muddled two minutes
of actual clips from Tobe Hooper’s classic – an attempt to remind its audience
of what happened, treating it almost as though it were a condensed prequel, but
it essentially just acts as a comparison. Big mistake. It’s like if a small
child showed its parents an oil painting by Picasso and then held up a
scribbled pencil drawing beside it, except you’re not thinking ‘this is so
cute, at least he tried’, instead you just want to go home and watch the
original Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
without having to go to the cinema and pay an extortionate amount of money to
see it in 3D.
The 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre is held in such
high regard because of its ability to shock even forty years after its release
(consider, too, its tiny budget of $80,000; TC3D’s
budget was roughly 1000 times that). The film has a unique grainy, yellow
quality that makes it instantly recognisable and somehow vaguely comforting,
but Texas Chainsaw 3D is more in the
vein of a Saw movie (in fact, a
sequel is being considered even as you read this), and so the beauty is gone
and the characters have been replaced by wooden stereotypes who spend more time
in their underwear than fully-clothed.
What is most
interesting about Texas Chainsaw 3D,
and perhaps its only redeeming quality, is the way in which Leatherface is
humanised: as the film unwinds, he becomes less of a chainsaw-wielding maniac,
and more of a man who cares for the members of his own family that have fed and
clothed him throughout his life, for after all ‘blood is thicker than water’. Yes, this element of sympathy has been
explored before, most obviously in TCM3,
but here it comes as a surprise, particularly when the film is just another
money-making vehicle for the ‘spectacle’ of 3D, which is itself underwhelming
and for the most part unnecessary (a few bloodspurts here and there, and an
occasional chainsaw in the face are not enough to merit its inclusion in the
first place).
Other than that,
there’s not much more you can say. If you revel in watching teenagers being
hacked into unrecognisable pieces and more ass-shots than you can keep count
of, then Texas Chainsaw 3D does the
job. The acting is alright (note the rooky cop played by Scott Eastwood, son of
Clint), the special effects are tolerable and the story is good enough, but
overall not exactly worth the admission price.
Original article: http://www.impactnottingham.com/2013/01/review-texas-chainsaw-3d/
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